Jacks new saloon was doing well, but it had one problem. "I don't want warm beer!" The customers were never satisfied with the warm drinks they were served. Jack needed to find a way to keep his drinks cold or he would go out of business. He thought he had tried everything, but one day a traveling salesmen came to him. "Would you like to buy anything?" He asked. Jack told him that he couldn't afford much because nobody wanted his drinks but then the salesmen said "I have just what you need!" Then he pulled a fan out of his wagon. "What's this?" Jack asked him. "An advanced device" the salesman said "I can sell it to you, but you have to keep it a secret, nobody can know they exist yet." "Why can't they know?" Jack asked. "The time travel police will get mad at me." the salesmen said. "
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Timmy's farm used to be a peaceful place, but one day while he was feeding his cow a crow flew to him. "Hello the crow said." Timmy was surprised by the talking crow and tried to swat it away. "That was rude." the crow said after perching a few feet away. "How can you talk?" Timmy asked the crow. "The same way as you." The crow said. "why are you here." Timmy said. "I need food, my family is starving." The crow said. "I'm not giving you food, your just a crow!" Timmy told the crow before tossing a rock at it. "I'll remember this." the crow said as it flew away. The next day Timmy saw that his cows had all been tipped. "Who did this!" He shouted, then he heard laughing from above him. He looked up to see the crow looking down on him. "Did you do this." Timmy angrily asked the crow." "I did and I'll do it again." the crow pompously said as it flew away. The next day Timmy put a scarecrow up but the crow tipped that too. Timmy tired putting 20 different scarecrows up the next day but all but one where tipped the next day. He saw that only the red scarecrow was still standing and wondered why. That night he waited for the crow and asked it. "Why didn't you tip that one?" "I didn't feel like it" the crow said while Turing its head. Timmy was sneaking up on the crow but it noticed him and moved to another fence. Then the crow started coughing and quickly flew to another fence. After seeing that the fence was red Timmy got an idea. The next day he looked out his window and saw that his cows where still standing. He had painted them all red and could see the crow start coughing whenever it got close. Timmy laughed at the crow from his house. "I have defeated you!" he shouted. The crow flew to his and asked "How did you know I was allergic to the color red?" "I guessed." Timmy said. The crow left and never came back. After that Timmy warned all of his friends about the crow and they decided to paint their barns red to protect them from the crow.
"there's a thief." the Captain announced. The crew looked around suspiciously, they where going to share the gold when they got home but someone had already stolen half of it. "When I find who tried to steal our gold ill throw them overboard!" the captain yelled. The captain went below deck to search everyone's rooms. It didn't take long for him to find the gold hidden in Joe's room. "your plan has been foiled!" the captain triumphantly shouted at Joe. It was tradition to execute prisoners at noon so they tied Joe to a chair and waited until the next day. At 11 the captain asked Joe what he wanted his last meal to be. The ship only had potatoes and carrots so it wasn't an exiting choice, but Joe said something surprising. "A plank of wood." The captain was confused by Joe response. "Are you sure?" the captain asked. "Yes" Joe replied looking completely serious. The captain brought a plank of wood and the rest of the crew to watch. Everyone was surprised when he took the first bite of the plank. It was slow but Joe managed to eat the entire plank. "It's finally time" the captain said. "But it isn't twelve" Joe said, looking confident. The captain checked and saw that it was already almost 1. "We will have to toss you tomorrow" the captain said. The next day the captain came in five minuets before 12 to see Joe. "You forgot my last meal" Joe said. The captain realized that he wouldn't have time to execute him today and brought another plank to Joe. The next day the captain gave Joe his plank at 9. The captain looked happy to finally be done when Joe finished eating but then realized that it was five minutes past 12 already. The next day they reached the shore. The captain realized that they would have to release Joe when their ship was inspected. As soon as he did Joe started walking off the ship while laughing. They never saw Joe again. Now in honor of Joe's escape, whenever they execute someone they make them walk off a plank.
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